simonleboner: Day #395829275916194 I still don’t find channing tatum attractive
justinbieberrealness: there is nothing romantic about being a mess and flunking out of school and crying in therapist’s offices and i wish movies would stop romanticizing this kind of thing bc it’s actually very shitty
tardisheart: DO YOU EVER WANNA TALK ABOUT A THING SO MUCH YOU’RE GONNA EXPLODE BUT NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT THE THING SO YOU CAN’T AND JUST WOW! LET! ME! TALK! ABOUT! THE! THING!
gothlolita: im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
Two things define you. Your patience when you have nothing, and your attitude...– Unknown (via ruedamour)
I didn’t watch the whole documentary. After a few episodes, it was too painful....– Pam, The Office finale If that’s not good advice… I’m getting a little misty just reading it after hearing it spoken a mere 8 hours ago… (via iceboxwoman)
I wish there was a way to know you’re in the good old days before you’ve...– Andy Bernard, The Office (via indecisivemoi)
wise-oldowl: “And office coordinator Pamela Beesly-Halpert is my best friend.” WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
alltheangst: jackbassam: When I have the sex talk with my kids I’m just going to tell them to follow the basic rule “If your age is on the clock, you’re too young for the cock” yeah, and when my kid turns thirteen imma go, “Sit back down, I was talking about military time.”
angelwithwormstache: portablemiah: benskid: portablemiah: illegal immigrants? you mean white people except that white people didn’t immigrate into the united states… they funded the united states. you can’t illegally immigrate into a society you created. did you actually just say white people created society in america
the-fandoms-are-cool: companionofbreath: I’ve come to the conclusion that morphing Jensen Ackles with anyone will enhance their attractiveness 10x i mean jesus freakin christ on a cracker And I mean anyone seriously? omg are yoU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!!? this is a great representation of the Ackles theory but wait till we see his kid
How to create a painful OTP
theballadofmishacollins: You need a badass-leather-jacket-wearing dude who likes to read Vonnegut (and wearing layers) The love interest has to have blue eyes, be incredibly smart, and overall gorgeous You need insane UST Car rides, yay Don’t forget the grumpy dude who wears a cap! Add some Jared Padalecki Instant pain!
some songs wake up my inner stripper
renlybaratheeon: you don’t know true agony unless you’ve gone from watching 5 seasons in 2 days to 1 episode a week
people my age are getting pregnant and married and i can’t even order a pizza over the phone
spacegiants: mensrightsactivist: (reads ur text post) (looks directly at the camera like im on the office)
cafunedesaudade: I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”
k-hiq: hikaribakuras: holyjazspers: horton hears a huh horton hears a what horton hears a chicka chicka slim shady HORTON HEARS NOTHING HORTON IS AS DEAD AS THIS JOKE horton hears a hater
imthejesusofsuburbia: the reason high school is so difficult is because ned never made a guide for anything past 8th grade
bullied: i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab
randomness-is-epic: officialdogblog: procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due that’s what i call talent