Guys be like “don’t wear leggings if you don’t got no ass” and I see you bitches walking around in muscle shirts without any muscles so pipe the fuck down
this is like the most painful moment in any movie ever
i thought of you, while in the shower
and i thought of how nice it’d be
to have your things among my things
along the bathtub’s edge
and i imagined myself running out of soap
and using yours
and wearing you to work, and the grocery store
and i imagined that night, laying down beside you
and smelling your neck
and finding out where all my soap had gone
That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.
Andre is the life of every dance party.
Free True Crime Book Giveaway to One Of My Followers
Since you guys have all been so awesome to me I want to give back to you all with a friendly little raffle. I’ll be doing this from time to time with True Crime related things. This will be the third raffle I’ve done so far.
All you have to…
Who the FUCK was the God Damn GENIUS behind mixing Mumford and Sons and Ke$ha?!
Who gave you the right.
OH MY FUCKING GOD I AM DEAD
cant stop laughing omfg dean